63rd Drink

[morethanasuit]

Apparently it is against City Building Code to have missiles of any sort in your building, even if they're used in defense of the City. Also, violating that code caries a very, very heavy fine.

So, if you thought about equipping your apartment or storefront with any, you might be aware of the fine.

I think I need to go to the deity office and read up on any other Building Codes I might inadvertently be violating.

Comments

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

Does this mean you've been fined?

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

I find something mildly amusing about that. Someone brought something up that made me wonder, will a fine matter to you here or is it just a small loss that doesn't really matter?

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

Trust me, they made sure it wasn't just a small loss.

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

I did not, in fact, know that. Thank you for the helpful information.

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

Always glad to provide a public service.

[lady-wandering.livejournal.com]

Nothing too serious, I hope?

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

Serious enough to let me know they're serious about the fine.

[private//unhackable]

[lady-wandering.livejournal.com]

Is everything alright?

[plaguesurgeon.livejournal.com]

...There are still missiles around here?

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

Well not after I shot them all.

[plaguesurgeon.livejournal.com]

Should we take cover from radiation, then?

I thought all of the missiles had been used up way back in the 22nd century.

[twodogsfighting.livejournal.com]

There's a such thing as a building code in a place like this?

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

Apparently so. It might be just for me though, I'm very special like that.

[twodogsfighting.livejournal.com]

If your kinda special means you get extra attention from things like that, you can have it.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

I take it you dabble in the real estate?

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

I have a building, yes.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Fitted with missiles?

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

...you kept missiles in your building?

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

I couldn't fit very many in my closet.

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you're a little disturbing, you know that?

[elevatorwarrior]

That's just too bad, Tony. A guy's got to have his missiles.

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes he does. I'm not sure where to keep them now.

[ifyourenasty.livejournal.com]

Do you need any help?

More importantly, you had missiles?

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

I do, but that's why I hire lawyers. Looking through volumes and volumes of boring code is a special kind of hell and I like to think they've earned that.

I like to be prepared.